Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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