Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Are we still banned from the library?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I need water and some morals
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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