There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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