he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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