You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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