can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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