For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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