It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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