Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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