p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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