she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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