The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
Randomize
