I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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