he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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