Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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