Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
This girl is more easily done than said...
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize
