I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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