Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Randomize
