Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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