Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
This toilet bowl is my home.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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