Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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