do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
How external is "for external use only"?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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