No awkward lesbian experiences without me
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
jump out the window naked night went bad
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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