Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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