I never want to see another naked old woman again.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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