GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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