Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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