STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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