he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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