Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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