I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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