so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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