You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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