Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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