I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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