the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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