super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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