I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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