We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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