chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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