pedialite and red bull = repair kit
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
