We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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