I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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