You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
3pm strippers are depressing
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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