Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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