found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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