Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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