He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
why is half of my head shaved?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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