One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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