next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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