You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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