And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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