It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
